League Members

UNCLE ELMER

Uncle Elmer be one of them round holes with a square peg, he ain't good with the ladies unless they be of relation. He the same with Tecmo he can't beat Granny in the dang game and she ain't got no hands. Sells sheep porn on the dark web and makes moonshine from bath water.

Bridgewater Joy Residence

Co-designed by the world-renowned architect James Smith, our Bridgewater Joy residences offer top views of the nearby lake Michigan. Perfect for a small family, a professional couple, or anyone looking to set up a home office.

SLIG

So I says to Mabel, I says…wait, what is that you say? You want to know why a 42 year old man is still sitting around and playing a 30 year old video game? I’ll tell you why, because the NES is my Hot Tub Time Machine. Why would I want to be like John Cusack and reminisce about the days when I was on a ski hill and working on my pull out game? Pulling out is boring. No sir, I’d rather go back and take the 8 bit version of my favorite Minnesota Vikings team and finally win them a Super Bowl. It is my destiny. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to an important conversation. So anyways, I says to Mabel, I

BIG WIZ

Big Wiz does big biz as a chicken farmer. While not collecting chicken eggs from the coop or goose eggs in random tecmo leagues he enjoys nothing of note